the field of dreams and daisies
where the wild girl lays
© meliapond

thatsonofamitch:

adriofthedead:

davekat:

amour-and-bisous:

emmazzin:

this is a real thing omg

This is my favorite thing

 

this is so very british

oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went

seethr0ughthelies:

Actual current fashion

seethr0ughthelies:

Actual current fashion

(Source: spaceghostzombie)

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y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

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hannahharlene:

todaunafriki:

Cute baby animal

Oh. My. Gosh.

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merlin-bunny:

ourpoeticlives:

LOL what.

ok but this is goats and not terribly abnormal for goats. They stand on anything that is higher than themselves. Pretty sure they’re actually birds or magical girls.
The amazing part about this is still that the horse does not give a fuck.

merlin-bunny:

ourpoeticlives:

LOL what.

ok but this is goats and not terribly abnormal for goats. They stand on anything that is higher than themselves. Pretty sure they’re actually birds or magical girls.

The amazing part about this is still that the horse does not give a fuck.

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“Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.”
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Bahahahahahahahaha I love my sister…..

Bahahahahahahahaha I love my sister…..

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gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

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Jerkoff ruined my shopping night!!

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Bomb threat leads to quick capture; police say suspect used his own phone

April 14, 2014

NEW — 2:40 p.m. April 14, 2014

Issaquah police arrested a 21-year-old man for making a bomb threat to the Ross clothing store April 13.
The threat led to the evacuation of businesses in the area of the 900 block of Northwest Gilman Boulevard, according to a press release from the Issaquah Police Department.
The business received a telephone call from the man stating there was a bomb in the store. A search was conducted and nothing suspicious was located. Police Cmdr. Stan Conrad said the call allowed officers to quickly collar the suspect.
“He wasn’t very smart,” Conrad said. “He used his own phone for the call and they were able to use their equipment to find the suspect, whose number they had on file.”
Using that data, Conrad said officers called him in for questioning and he admitted to making the call.
“It’s a serious threat,” Conrad said.
The suspect is being held on suspicion of felony threats to bomb.
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xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

doctorsherlocklokison:

shirleytemplar:

ship-hard:

psychopathicyoutubers:

How Girls Take A Shower

dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain

#ur missing when I waterbend

And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.

As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.

(Source: sassygraceffa)

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iblamealfred:

As provided by: definitelynotjen on FB last night.
Because reasons guys. reasons.

iblamealfred:

As provided by: definitelynotjen on FB last night.

Because reasons guys. reasons.

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