when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
accidentally typing olay instead of okay
accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo
Current Doctor Who is like an ex-boyfriend I used to have a great time with and am still kind of into but lately he keeps being an asshole so it’s awkward every time I see him
Good Morning Storybrooke - 8th March 2014
country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”
'Smartest person in the room' are you fucken kidding me. Your the dumbest bitch I've ever met.
I wasn’t lying when I said you are a fucken piece of shit. You are a miserable person, who can not be happy and chooses to bring those around you down. Being with you makes me angry and I hate the way you make me feel. I will not be sad to say goodbye to you tonight and not see you for another 12months.
my package still hasn’t came i give up
did you try switching hands
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
How’s that working out for you…. Cos you know you’re just pissing me off. You’re a real douche you know?!?!?
if helga hufflepuff isn’t ur favorite founder then ur wrong because when all the other founders were like ‘i’ll teach the smart ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the aristocratic ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the ones who r willing to fight bears with their teeth’ helga was just like ‘fuck that i’ll teach anybody who wants to learn’ and thats how u do education